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A transformative fanwork challenge celebrating pussy of all shapes, sizes, genders, and orientations
💦👅💖CONGRATULATIONS
ON A MAGNIFICENT
PUSSY BINGO 2023!!

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PUSSY BINGO

After a magnificent OFMD Pussy Bingo 2022, we're back and wetter than ever!

This September 1-15, 2023, pick your prompt card, make some amazing art, and submit your bingos to the Pussy Bingo Hall of Fame! With 69 prompts, 9 cards at 3 spice levels, and 2 whole weeks to play, it's time to take chances, make mistakes, and get real messy 🍑💖💦For live updates, fun graphics, past fills, and more, check out the links below!

HOW TO PLAY

Check out the Rules and FAQs
then come join the fun!

1. Pick Your Card

This year, there are 9 randomised bingo cards to choose from! Each card has 24 prompts (and a free space!), and comes in one of three spice levels:😊 SWEET for the romantic at heart looking to celebrate and play! These cards have ighter kinks and prompts to spark fun in and out of the bedroom.😳 SPICY for those down to get a little naughty. In these cards, find plenty of kinky prompts to rev up your imaginiation, with a few sweet extras to get the juices flowing!🥵 OOH, MOMMY! for the seasoned pussy connoisseur. These prompts have more intense kink prompts to fuel your id, with a sprinkling of spicy and sweet prompts for flavour!There are three cards per spice level, each with slightly different prompts! You can choose randomly (perhaps by rolling a d3), or just pick the one you like the look of best.You can find all nine of 2023's cards here!!

2. Fill Your Prompts

Each square on your chosen card has a prompt. Create transformative fanwork using/inspired by the prompt to cross off the square. Cross off five in a row to get a bingo!If you're looking for even more of a challenge, you can play for points -- and, if you submit your filled card at the end of the event, you can get yourself a spot in the Pussy Bingo Hall of Fame!

TO PLAY FOR POINTS:

🍑 Every bingo gets you 5 POINTS.
🍑 Get +5 POINTS by completing an X (two diagonals).
🍑 Get +10 POINTS by completing an O (all four edges).
🍑 Collect bonus points over the event period by taking on surprise mini-challenges!

Get 5 points (1 bingo) to claim the title of Pussy Bingo Winner!
Get 10 points (2 bingos) to claim the title of Pussy Bingo Champion!!
Get 25 points or more to claim the title of Pussy Bingo Ultimate Champion!!!

3. Post your work

Filled a prompt? We want to see it!!Once you've tagged your work appropriately, here's how to share your Pussy Bingo fills:💖 On Twitter, use the hashtag #ofmdpussybingo!💖 On Mastodon, use the hashtag #ofmdpussybingo, and be sure to tag @[email protected]!💖 On Archive of Our Own, submit your work to The OFMD Pussy Bingo Collection! Enter ofmd_pussy_bingo in the Post to Collections / Challenges box in the Associations section of your work. If you'd like, you can also tag your work with OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023.

4. Submit Your Card

Email your filled bingo card, any extra challenge points, and your preferred name to [email protected] BY 11:59PM EST on Friday, September 15 2023 to get your name in the Pussy Bingo Hall of Fame and truly earn your title. Be sure to include any social media links you'd like to be listed/tagged!(An important note: You're welcome to submit ONE CARD PER SPICE LEVEL for points. If you want to play with more than one Spicy card, for example, please pick which one you'd prefer to send in! That said, if you're just here for fun, go nuts! In the immortal words of Drew Carey, everything's made up and the points don't matter 💖)

OFMDPB 2023 Schedule

DateEvent
FRIDAY Aug 25Card/Prompt Previews go up!
FRIDAY Sept 1OFMD Pussy Bingo Begins!
FRIDAY Sept 15OFMD Pussy Bingo: The Final day!
Filled cards must be submitted by 11:59PM EST to be considered for the Hall of Fame.
SUNDAY Sept 17Hall of Fame unveiled!

Contact the Mods

If you have questions, comments,
or concerns, feel free to reach out to us any time. We'll get back to you
as soon as we can!

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2023 Mods

wrizard
they/she
Design, copywriting, concept; communications and organisation; moderation (Twitter, Ao3)A little Canadian hedgehog who writes and draws stuff and enjoys making cool things. Nocturnal but not an insectivore. Loves cats and storytelling.

isa
she/her
Moderation (Mastodon), communications and organisationBrazilian lesbian who says she likes to write porn but is usually writing angst. Will talk to you about Izzy Hands, books or greek myths at every chance you give her.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions 👀💖💦

can one fanwork count for multiple prompts?

Heck yeah! Stack 'em up! If anyone manages to get a blackout in a single fill, though, you gotta let us know so we can memorialise the achievement.

Is there a minimum or maximum word count for fic fills?

Absolutely not! Do what sparks joy, whether that's a set of old-school drabbles, a sparse poem, or a lush 10k exploration!

I'm working on a prompt fill that i won't finish by the end of the event. can I still mark it off my card?

If you want to, absolutely! Sketches, WIPs, polished work -- if you get inspired and make something, it counts.And, importantly: the end of Pussy Bingo is the end of the event, not to your creativity! We'd love to see you take any art that comes from these prompts and keep developing it even after the cards are in.

what if i can't get my card submitted on time?

Don't stress! If you miss the deadline by a couple of hours, it's no big deal. Send it in anyways with a note letting us know it's a late submission, and we'll do what we can to make sure it's included!However, to make sure we don't push our mods to the brink, filled cards submitted after 2pm on Saturday September 16 will not be included in the Hall of Fame regardless of extenuating circumstances.

I don't understand a prompt on my card! how do i fill it?

We highly encourage interpreting the prompts however the heck you want to! (You could read Fucking Machines all sorts of ways!) But if you want a quick non-Urban Dictionary definition, check out the Pussy Bingo Promptionary. Each of the 69 prompts used for this year's Pussy Bingo is included! Yes, including hotdogging.

What programs did you use for ofmdpb's design?

All OFMDPB’s graphic and web design is done via Photopea and the native features available on carrd by wrizard! If you have any design questions, or just wanna talk shop, feel free to shoot 'em a DM on Twitter.

i have a question not covered here...

If you can't find an answer elsewhere on the site, go ahead and give us a shout on Twitter or via email and we'll get back to you as soon as we can!

RULES and POLICIES

Please be aware:
This is a prompt challenge,
not a community!

Mods are not and cannot be responsible for a) the conduct of folks who choose to participate, or b) the content of any fills inspired by/created for this challenge.In the informal group spaces built for Pussy Bingo content where moderation is possible, we ask that participants abide by the following three rules of conduct:

1. Respect Your Peers

We ask that participants maintain respect for each other and for the event. As they say: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That's Okay! If you see something in a tag you don't like, please block/mute and move on.With that in mind: harassment, racism, homophobia, ableism, transphobia, and other prejudicial/discriminatory harm will not be tolerated.If there are any concerns that a participant's behavior is causing harm, please contact us. We will contact the participant privately, and if the behaviour continues after an official warning, the participant will be removed from any groups and made ineligible for the Hall of Fame, and their posts will be removed from the Ao3 Collection and/or Mastodon group.

2. tag where appropriate

We ask that fills including NSFW content and/or featuring any of the Ao3 Big Four Warnings (major character death, non-consent, underage sex, graphic violence) be tagged/flagged appropriately.Depending on the site, this may include adding content warnings, blurring images, or using hashtags to ensure folks who wish to avoid (or seek) the topic can do so! Use your best judgement, and if you have questions, as always, let us know.Works or fills tagged with an explicit "Chose Not To Warn" tag or similar will be considered properly tagged.Fills with untagged NSFW or "Big 4" content will be removed from the Ao3 Collection and/or Mastodon group. The poster will be contacted privately and given a warning, and if the behaviour persists, they will be blocked and made ineligible for the Hall of Fame.

3. Fictional Pussy Only

Finally, while we encourage transformative fanwork of almost all kinds, do not post nude photos or videos of any real people for this event, including yourself (even if it's a sexy cosplay)!Posts breaking this rule will be removed from the Ao3 Collection and/or Mastodon group. The poster will be blocked, and will not be eligible for the Hall of Fame.

PROMPT-ionary

Below is a list of ALL 69 PROMPTS available on the 2023 OFMD Pussy Bingo cards, along with brief definitions and some examples to help you get those creative juices flowing 💪✨ 💦

A brief note:💖 Each definition has, at the start, a note of which spice levels you can find it in!💖 Prompts that inherently involve a level of consent play have been tagged with a CW: CONSENT PLAY at the start!💖 We highly recommend you look up any terms that interest or confuse you! Here are a couple of Wikipedia links to get you started:
- BDSM;
- Kink (sexuality);
- the Vulva and external "female" reproductive anatomy;
- Internal “female” reproductive anatomy.
(While you're browsing, be aware that Wikipedia tends to be cisnormative and binarist in language.)Now, onward to our prompts!!

Anonymous/Hookup

SWEET 🍑 Kinking on the thrill of sexual interaction with a stranger! A dating app hookup, cruising after dark, or a silent agreement in a loud club to retreat somewhere else (maybe even the bathroom!) – it all comes down to freedom from expectation and consequence, indulging sexual desires, and getting to do whatever the heck you want. But keep in mind, that freedom comes at the risk of putting yourself in a vulnerable position with someone you don’t know! Then again, that might be a plus...

APhrodesiacs/sex pollen

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Your brave hero/ine has encountered a strange substance that’s left them flushed, disoriented, and very, very aroused! It might be a drug taken willingly, a mickey slipped into a drink, or an encounter with strange plant life giving off a mysterious pollen; either way, they have to fuck someone and do it fast, or face the consequences! (The consequences may be anything from just really bad blue balls to Actual Death – let’s hope they know which one!)

Artistic/casual nudity

SWEET 🍑 Nudity in a non-sexual context, whether it becomes sexual later or not! Appreciating the human body as a functioning organism, whether someone’s modelling for ife drawing, relaxing at a sauna or a nude beach, or cleaning off in the showers. But even quiet moments can get heated...

Body hair/shaving

SWEET 🍑Pubes! Leg hair! Armpit hair! Treasure trails! Stubble! Whether we landscape it, remove it, grow it out, or let it be, body hair is intimately connected to the natural, intimate, private self. In letting it loose, we celebrate and indulge; in shaving, we control and tame it, revealing vulnerable skin underneath. It's soft, or wiry, or curly; it's smooth or scratchy or gelled back! Whatever the style, hair is a great way to play with texture, sensation, and the primal nature of the human body!

Breeding/Risky

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Kinking on the possibility – or goal – of pregnancy! Unprotected sex/sex with a risk of fertilisation can ride the line of fear and exhilaration, while indulging deeper, primal desires; breeding kink goes even further, leaning hard into aspects of claiming, primal instinct, and even domination/submission!

caning

OOH MOMMY 🍑 Impact play with a cane – usually a long, thin, straight implement with a handle, made of a hard natural fiber like rattan, wood, or bamboo. Caning can be extremely painful, and can leave welts, bruises, and other marks, sometimes even breaking skin! Caning has a long history as a form of corporal punishment, along with switching, cropping, and flogging.

chastity/denial

SPICY 🍑It's all about control, baby – controlling access to sexual pleasure and gratification! Denial is a broad umbrella that covers loads of kinks, including orgasm denial (allowing every kind of sexual pleasure but orgasm) and full chastity (usually a complete denial of sexual contact with anyone, including oneself, outside of a designated partner). It can be a game of willpower, involving religious beliefs, promises to another person, or personal challenge (look up No-Nut November, if you’re curious!), or a very physical barrier such as a chastity belt or cage! Often involves Dominance and submission play.

CLIT WORship

SWEET 🍑 Reverent attention to and touching of a person's clitoris! Usually an act of submission to a Dominant; often involves licking, sucking, and touching.

clothing/uniforms

SPICY 🍑
A Catholic school uniform… A particularly well-cut suit… A set of torn-up tights under a vintage silk slip and a patch-covered denim jacket… it’s all about the look, and the meaning it carries with it! Plays with social roles, power dynamics, and signals, along with the aesthetic draw of showing one’s body in a certain style. Can also play with gender presentation, physical texture, and inter-partner dynamics (it can be fun to dress up to get a reaction from someone specific, whether the reaction is arousal, jealousy, or just admiration)!

CONSENSUAL nonconsent

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Also known in short form as CNC! A form of roleplay in which a person acts out a sexual assault fantasy with another willing participant. Can range from the classic romance novel-style ravishment of a tender maid by a lusty but rakishly handsome villain, to intense scenarios closer to real-life attacks.

creampie

SWEET 🍑
When someone with a penis ejaculates inside their partner’s vagina or anus without a barrier, leaving their semen deep inside (and often leaking out)! Plays with primal, physical sensations, and can be pleasurable, intimate, hot, or just plain nasty. A creampie is the most straightforward way to cause a pregnancy, and plays a major part in most breeding kink play!

cunnilingus

SWEET 🍑 Oral sex performed on a person with a vulva! Licking, sucking, kissing -- any stimulation you can do with your mouth you can do to a pussy. More colloquially known as pussy eating, eating out, going down on, or (sometimes) munching carpet.

double penetration

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 The penetration of a person by more than one penis/phallus. Usually the phalluses in question are in different holes, but in more intense scenes, more than one phallus might be inserted into a single hole (as in DVP, double vaginal penetration)!

edgeplay

OOH MOMMY 🍑 An umbrella term for kink play that sits on the very edges, or even outside, of the common “Safe, Sane, and Consensual” philosophy of kink. (Folks engaging with edgeplay in risk-informed and consensual ways tend to practice other philosophies like “RACK,” or Risk-Aware Consensual Kink!) Includes physically and psychologically risky kinks such as breathplay, fearplay, kink play that involves blades, blood, or breaking the skin, or any other consensual play with potential risk of serious and/or permanent consequences!

edging

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Repeated stimulation of a person almost to orgasm, but stopping before climax. Edging can increase sensitivity and intensity of the final orgasm, and can drag out the pleasure for as long as a person can stand. Plays with denial and power dynamics!

electroplay

OOH MOMMY 🍑 A form of sensation-play dealing in electric currents! With toys like violet wants, cattle prods, and TENS units, between the right people it can be – forgive us – electric. Can cause everything from sharp, cutting, piercing sensations, to softer buzzy muscle cramping. Electroplay can be extremely dangerous and should never be attempted without extensive training/education/experience; but for those playing in a world of fiction, it’s got a recorded history of wild experimentation all the way back to the 1740s!

exhibitionism

SPICY 🍑 Nudity and/or sex acts as performance! Involves a person getting off on being seen in intimate or sexual ways. Covers anything from sex in front of a window where someone might look up, to getting a thrill from going topless at a Mardi-gras parade, to masturbating for a watching partner! Can get complicated consent-wise when involving public nudity and sex acts, but that’s up to the people (or writers/artists) involved. Pairs well with voyeurism, the inverse/opposite kink.

facesitting

SWEET, SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 When someone straddles their partner’s face to receive stimulation, whether from cunnilingus, anilingus, or grinding. Allows the partner doing the straddling to take a more active role in their pleasure! An all-over intense sensory experience for the partner with their face involved, too – eyes, mouth, nose, and skin! May be a fun game of dominance and submission, or just a great way for someone to get off.

fantasy/sci-fi/supernatural

SWEET, SPICY 🍑 Whether it’s a tentacled beast from the depths, a vampire running their fangs over hot skin, an alpha chasing down their true omega soulmate, or an android with extra thrusting power, there’s plenty of fun to be had when you mix a bit of magic and imagination into your prompt fill! Play with some good ol’ fashioned tropes, or try something entirely new – this alternate universe is your oyster.

fingering

SWEET 🍑 The internal stimulation of someone's sex organs by a partner's fingers. Sometimes treated as foreplay or a warmup, but also a great way to have sexual intimacy without much preparation or props! Includes vaginal fingering, anal fingering, and (depending on the person's comfort level with the term) muffing.

fisting

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Take fingering, then crank it up to an 11! Fisting is a term for the act of inserting not only one’s fingers, but one’s whole hand inside a partner’s vagina or anus. Often takes a lot of lube, plenty of preparation, and a can-do attitude. A great option for folks who like to play with intense feelings of fullness or stretching in penetration, and for people who like to push (or help push!) their partners’ physical limits. (For a fun queer history bonus, look up the history of Criso as an iconic lubricant!)

forced orgasm

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Making someone come, with an emphasis on making! Often used as a dominance/control game. Might involve bondage, or otherwise immobilising the person in question, in order to stimulate them to climax when and where their partner wants (whether they like it or not!). Vibrators, especially wands, are a great toy to bring into forced orgasm play. Can also bring in other intense aspects of climax, like overstimulation, multiple orgasms, and squirting!

free use

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. When a person is expected to be ready for sexual "use" during a scene, regardless of their own pleasure. Might be in a domestic setting (eg. someone expected to be ready to receive penetration at any time from their committed 24/7 partner, including during chores, etc), or a more formal BDSM/fantasy setting (e.g. someone tied to a table in a sex club for "public" use). Not necessarily a game of Dominance and submission, but always about power!

frottage/tribbing

SWEET 🍑 Frottage (frot, or frotting) essentially means “rubbing,” and between partners with penises (or partners who are men) refers to the sex act of grinding/rubbing/massaging their penises together. Between partners with vulvas (or partners who are women), frottage is called tribadism (tribbing) – a catch-all term for the stimulation of one person’s vulva/clit against another’s. The most commonly known form of tribbing is, of course, scissoring (in which two people with vulvas press their genitals together with their legs interlocked, like two pairs of scissors), though it’s debated how common the practice is in real communities. While the amount of clitoral stimulation someone gets from tribbing varies depending on their anatomy, it can be a very intimate and pleasurable act regardless!

fucking machines

OOH MOMMY 🍑 Machines that fuck! Usually refers to a setup in which a dildo is mounted on a rod or piston, which is attached to a machine that then thrusts back and forth, or otherwise stimulates, the person using it. May also refer to machines like Sybians, which use more vibration and rotation than thrusting; other machine-mounted toys, like Fleshlights, that can thrust onto/off of a penis; or “extractive” machines like mechanical milkers, which suck at the body rather than penetrate!

g-spot

SWEET 🍑 A “sweet spot” located 2-3 inches inside the vagina, in/on the front vaginal wall, which is extra-sensitive. Right now it’s still “controversial,” as the exact structure hasn’t been identified, but it’s theorised to be a place in some folks where either the Skene’s gland (roughly analogous to the prostate) or the internal structure of the clitoris can be stimulated. Most folks with vaginas can’t climax without clitoral stimulation, but for those who can, it’s usually via the g-spot. Also closely linked to squirting!

gangbang

OOH MOMMY 🍑 A scene in which a single person serves as a bottom and sexual center of attention for multiple tops at once! May be a blowbang (in which one person orally services a group), or involve multiple penetrations. Usually incorporates elements of Domination and submission, and may feature consent play.

hormones

SWEET 🍑 Exploring the changes hormonal changes make to the body, especially the genitals. May include experiences like bottom growth for a person on testosterone, vaginal dryness for a person experiencing menopause, unexpected changes in arousal during a menstrual cycle, and anything around and between!

hotdogging

SWEET, SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 A Pussy Bingo classic! Non-penetrative sex where a phallus or penis is rubbed between the labia majora, like a sausage in a hot dog bun. This may or may not stimulate the clitoris, and will probably need some serious wetness/lube! Can be a fun way to play with denial for someone who desires penetration, or to engage in satisfying, stimulating non-penetrative sex for someone who doesn't.

Humping/Grinding

SWEET 🍑 Non-penetrative sex where a person grinds or humps against something, or someone, for stimulation! Can be slow and intimate, rough and primal, a prelude to more, or a way to get down and dirty on short notice. Includes classics like dry humping (with both partners clothed), boot humping (in which one person grinds on another’s boot, usually as a dominance and submission or humiliation game), and pillow humping (how some folks like to masturbate)!

infidelity

SPICY 🍑 Cheating on one’s partner(s) – aka, getting emotionally and/or physically intimate with someone outside one’s exclusive relationship! Plays with thrill and taboo, as well as the intensity of giving in to temptation; can go into primal sexual attraction, emotional intensity with unresolved physical need, or any act outside of established boundaries. Can get extremely emotionally messy! Includes affairs, adultery, and fiction genres like netorare/NTR (as defined on TVTropes here!). Notably does not include consensual partner sharing, which you can read more about below...

intoxication

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Acting under the influence! Sex while high, drunk, or otherwise in an altered state can be an intense and unusual sensory experience, and can also play fast and loose with implied/dubious/non-consent, particularly between partners at differing levels of sobriety. Covers anything from two tipsy committed partners home from an agonising party and falling into bed, to someone waking up to a drunk friend in their bed, to straight-up drugging of a potential sexual partner (consensual or otherwise).

Leather/material kink

SPICY 🍑 Whether it’s the smell of finely treated leather, the texture of rubber, or the slide of natural silk, material kink (especially leather) has been a deeply ingrained part of the queer and kink scene from the very beginning! Leather culture involves a whole host of kinks and traditions, including strict power dynamics, symbols of hierarchy, and a strong emphasis on BDSM – we highly encourage looking up the history of the Leather community if you’re interested – and even outside the culture, the care, maintenance, softness, endurance, and aesthetic of leather are deeply sexy. Rubber and latex have a unique texture and shiny look that plays well in kink spaces as clothing (think catsuits or gimp hoods), toys (like vacbeds), and accessories (like heels, restraints, or impact toys). And for those who fancy a fine fabric, whether it’s silk, cashmere, or something historical like Dhaka muslin, the expense and upkeep are just as integral to the lovely texture. However it feels, your materials matter!

lingerie

SWEET 🍑 Underthings – usually fancy, usually feminine – designed for looking gorgeous, sexy, and/or cute! An umbrella term that covers everything from lacy panties, racy push-up bras, terrible off-the-rack corsets, expensive high end sheer silk robes, vintage garter belts and stockings, and anything else meant for intimate display.

massage

SWEET 🍑 Intimacy and touch are the name of the game! Whether it’s sexual, casual, or clinical, massage can be an intense release of tension, and usually feels amazing. Think a back massage at a spa, massaging the pain out of a damaged joint, or for those looking for something a little naughtier, a g-spot or prostate massage.

masturbation

SWEET 🍑 Sex – with yourself! Masturbation covers any act of self-gratification, and that’s a huge umbrella. Might involve fantasies about others, curling up with a favourite sex toy, releasing a pent-up urge, or even touching your bits in front of an eager audience…

med kink/ob-gyn

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Playing with the power dynamic and clinicality of a doctor/patient relationship! Kinks on the ambiguous nature of obeying – or being made to obey – a typically trusted and much more powerful figure in an intimate situation, regardless of what they ask or do. Might involve undressing, tests, touch-based “examination,” and clinical tools like speculums, gloves, and gynecological stirrups. Often plays with elements of Dominance/submission, sensation and texture, and dehumanisation/humiliation; if going the OB-GYN route, can also bring in strong elements of genderplay and breeding kink!

menstruation

SWEET 🍑 Any aspect of menstruation, from cramps and mood swings to “earning your red wings” (performing oral sex on someone who’s menstruating)!

mommy/daddy kink

SPICY 🍑 A classic kink covering anything from calling a partner Daddy in the bedroom to full guardian/ward roleplay! Kinks on the power and control dynamics inherent in the archetypes of a Mommy or a Daddy, usually based on discipline, nurturing, and Dominance/submission. Can bring in elements of more taboo kinks like ageplay or incest/pseudocest!

multiple orgasms

SWEET, SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 When a person experiences more than one orgasm in a short period of time. Might be back-to-back, or with space between climaxes; can occur naturally, or be stimulated by oneself or a partner. More common in folks with vulvas, though self-reports say that, even then, it only happens in around 40% of 'em!

non-monogamy

SWEET 🍑 Any relationship style outside of the monogamous norm (two people in an exclusive, committed romantic and sexual relationship). Includes triads, poly hinge relationships, solo poly lifestyles, queerplatonic partnerships, or whatever sits outside the (narrow) boundaries of monogamy! (Importantly, infidelity isn't non-monogamy, as it's not a style of relationship: it's an act a person might perform.)

object insertion

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Penetration play with an object not intended to be a sex toy. Examples might include the handle of a hairbrush, the top of a wine bottle, a pool cue, a pool ball, or even the tip of a construction cone -- anything that's the right shape, in the right place, at the right time!

overstim

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Short for overstimulation play! The stimulation of erogenous zones past comfortable levels and into unpleasant sensations. Usually refers to continuing to touch genitals past orgasm, which can push orgasmic feelings from euphoria into discomfort or even pain. Often paired with Domination/submission play, or other games of control and sensation. (Not to be confused with sensory overstimulation!)

painplay/s&M

OOH MOMMY 🍑 Short for Painplay and Sadism/Masochism! Painplay can cover everything from hair-pulling to impact play to any sort of sensation play that centers on pain and discomfort. There are plenty of ways people can enjoy the contrast of pain and pleasure – they might experience sexual gratification directly from causing, or experiencing, physical pain; they might get off on the power play of a submissive enduring suffering for their Dominant; maybe they kink on the intensity and intimacy of the release that comes from pain that has a defined end, and all the endorphins and aftercare that come with it! Often pulls in every letter of BDSM, but doesn’t have to.

partner sharing

SPICY 🍑 When a committed pair has sex with one or more other people in a context that kinks on their committed relationship! An umbrella prompt that includes many similarly-themed kinks, such as cucking (getting off on the humiliation of one's partner having good or better sex with people other than oneself), hotwifing (getting off on the enjoyment/power dynamic of "sharing" one's partner with others), and swinging (aka "spouse-swapping," or temporarily "exchanging" partners with another committed couple for sex).

Piercings

SPICY 🍑 From the classic earlobe to something as involved as a Prince Albert, piercings play on three levels – the aesthetic of something beautiful decorating the body, like a jewelled stud or a dangling chain; the sensation of body jewelry on both the wearer and the person they’re touching, like the pull of nipple piercings or the slide of a tongue stud over skin; and the initial pain/tenderness of receiving a piercing in the first place! Includes everything from the sensation of touching rows of shiny, clicky rings in someone’s labia to actual piercing as an act of kink, whether that’s the placement of permanent jewelry or temporary play piercings (like corset piercings)!

PIV

SWEET 🍑 Short for Penis-In-Vagina – the penetration of a vagina with a penis! Often considered the “default” form of sex, but can come in a huge variety of positions, dynamics, and styles, so this is a prompt where you can go wild.

Photo/video

SPICY 🍑 Porn, camming, nudes, personal sex tapes... Any images or recordings of nudity/sex acts!

predicament bondage

OOH MOMMY 🍑 Uh oh – looks like your protagonist is caught between the frying pan and the fire! There are no “good” choices in predicament bondage: it’s a game of choice between opposing forces. Perhaps they’ve got a shock collar on, but they’re being tickled/spanked/otherwise made to make noises; maybe the only way to keep from a heavy weight pulling on their chest is to stay up on their toes; or maybe they have to choose between holding a stress position or watching someone else get the same treatment. Whatever it is, it’ll get intense and exhausting fast. Nearly always a game playing with every letter of BDSM!

Primal play

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Kink play acting on animal/bodily instincts for sex, domination/submission, and sometimes even breeding! Often incorporates a level of roleplay where one partner takes on the role of a predator, and the other, their prey. Might involve a chase, fighting back, or a level of “forced” submission/claiming as one partner dominates the other. Usually very physical, potentially very rough, and always intense! May play with biting, pinning, scratching, or any other body-to-body sensation. Typically a major element of any story with Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics!

Public

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Sexual play in a public space, where the player(s) might get caught or spotted. Might involve nudity, sexual contact, or dirty talk in a crowd with no touching at all. Plays with elements of risk, excitement, spontaneity, and danger. Could be outdoors, in a busy area, or even while (temporarily) alone in a public space!

pussy spanking

SPICY 🍑 Spanking not of the bottom and thighs, but of the vulva! As the genital area is much more sensitive than most places on the body, pussy spanking can range anywhere from shocking to extremely painful, depending on what implement the impact top is using (an open hand? a belt? the back of a hairbrush?) and where on/around the vulva the impact bottom is being spanked. Might even venture into clit or hole spanking!

ritual

OOH MOMMY 🍑 Something powerful is at play, and it looks like your protagonist has to take part in a ritual to keep things on the right track! Is it a religious rite to ensure fertility in a marriage? A private magical act of binding? A public defloration at the altar of the gods? No matter what’s happening, ceremony, spectacle, and tradition drive this (likely sexual) act from a “normal” experience to something heightened and intense! Can involve playing with consent, loss of control, roleplay, and whatever your imagination desires.

Roleplay

SWEET, SPICY 🍑 When sexual partners play pretend in the bedroom. Might include something as classic as a tongue-in-cheek student/teacher roleplay, or playing out a full ravishment fantasy between a desperate captive and a rakishly handsome pirate captain. The great thing about roleplay is that the sky's the limit -- you can do anything you can think of, literally! (Well, within physical limits.)

Scent kink

SWEET 🍑 Smell is one of the most powerful senses we have, and the most deeply locked to memory – there’s plenty to explore when it comes to kink! Usually refers to kinking on natural body smells, like sweat and skin, or something a little friskier like sniffing someone’s panties – but can also explore more all kinds of smells, like a distant waft of perfume, a spicy hit of pheromones, or even the smell of cinnamon candles in the bedroom!

sex toys

SWEET, SPICY 🍑 Any play objects designed for sexual purposes! Includes classic phallic toys like dildos and rabbit vibrators, newer and smaller toys like clit suckers or bullet vibes, and everything else from t-dick strokers, ride-on Sybians, and sex furniture.

Sexting/cybering/distanced

SWEET 🍑 Sex via network! Whether it’s a sneaky nude texted from across the table at a gathering, a pair of long-distace lovers getting their Skype on with a set of remote-control vibrators, or a DM of just what someone wants to do to someone else, the key is fantasy and separation – they want to touch, but something’s in the way, so they’ll make due with a digital version for now…

Sexual education

SWEET 🍑 The teaching of a person about sexuality and the body! Might take the form of a clinical chalkboard-and-desks lesson for someone new to queerness or to different ideas about sex/reproduction, or something a little more hands-on – perhaps someone new to their physical body (via possession, bodyswap, or otherwise) hasn’t experienced an orgasm before, and a generous partner offers to show them exactly how to stimulate themselves, or someone who hasn’t been with a partner of the same gender hires a sex worker to help them understand how it works. Doesn’t necessarily incorporate virginity kink, but definitely tied to it!

SIZE KINK

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Kinking on the difference in size between oneself and a partner, or the specific size of a partner’s body parts (slash their toy equivalent)! Usually involves someone seeking a physically large sexual partner for the experience of feeling smaller or vice versa, though includes any aspect of getting off on the bigness/smallness of oneself or one’s partner(s). Size queens (bottoms seeking penetration with large phalluses/penises) have size kinks, as do folks who seek out partners with small penises, and people on the lookout for partners with big or small breasts. It’s all about preference and contrast!

squirting

SWEET, SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Ejaculation in folks with vulvas. Usually occurs as a squirt or gush of liquid from the urethra that happens before or during orgasm. Typically, squirting is triggered by internal stimulation, but it's possible to squirt by other means! It's not well-studied, so the actual mechanism of squirting is debated. No matter where it comes from: it's gonna get messy.

strap-on

SWEET 🍑 The use of a dildo, worn by someone in place of/in addition to a penis, usually for penetration play. Strap-ons are typically used by folks with vulvas, but can be worn by anyone! Also includes dildos attached to other spots, like thigh, boot, or hand-harnesses, which allow for kinky exploration of penetration for everyone – especially for disabled folks who can't use the usual pelvic harness as easily. "Strapless" strap-ons (double-ended dildos designed to mimic a phallus, intended to penetrate both the wearer and their partner) also fit under this prompt, though it's important to note that most users still wear them with harnesses, as they're difficult to control otherwise!

STUCKFUCK

OOH MOMMY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. An umbrella prompt for tropes like “stuck in a wall.” A person is physically stuck in, on, or under something – a crack in a cave wall, the drum of a dryer, under a bed – with enough of them sticking out that whoever stumbles upon the scene might choose to engage in sex acts with them, while they’re helpless to stop it! Often involves strong elements of free use, consent play, and bondage (immobilisation flavour).

teasing

SWEET 🍑 The game of invitation and rejection, temptation and denial! Riling someone up by offering sex/intimacy, usually by implication, then pulling away. Closely linked with the colloquial term “cocktease.” According to stricter definitions, teasing is different from flirting in that teasing is done insincerely/without intending to follow through – that is, it’s a game to get attention, not necessarily to form an attachment. That said, teasing can come in all sorts of forms: sexual/close dancing, light touches, or maybe talking casually about erotic topics in places where nothing can be acted on! Think flirting and running a foot up someone’s leg under the table at a restaurant, or for a more intense flavour, playing with a partner in the bedroom by touching everywhere but their sex organs… Can, and often does, include aspects of power play, as one partner gains and holds power by arousing the other and then denying satisfaction.

Temperature
/sensation play

SPICY 🍑 Playing with touch! Feathers, silk, Whartenberg wheels, ice cubes – anything that makes someone shiver or whine when it’s on their skin. Often focuses on light, unexpected sensations, sometimes in combination with sensory deprivation (such as blindfolds) to increase suspense.

vaginismus/sexual dysfunction

SWEET 🍑 Pain or other sexual dysfunction, and the ways people live with it, work around it, and talk about it! Can include chronic pain issues like vaginismus and vulvodynia, complex disorders like endometriosis or PCOS, anorgasmia from medication, or even just having a hard time getting wet.

virginity

SPICY, OOH MOMMY 🍑 Kinking on any aspect of first times. Popping that cherry, literally or metaphorically! Giving someone their first orgasm! A case of stage fright and nerves! The debauching of a naif! Introducing someone to the wide world of sex, however you want to play it.

Voyeurism

SPICY 🍑 CW: CONSENT PLAY. Kinking on watching other people in intimate situations. Pairs well with Exhibitionism. Can be as intimate as getting off watching a partner undress, or as intense as listening through a door while a couple behind it have sex. Plays with the transgression/taboo of invading someone else’s privacy.

watersports

SPICY 🍑 Urine play! Also known as golden showers or pissplay. Can include peeing on a person, clothes-wetting, exhibitionism, and omorashi (desperation play caused by holding one's urine until urgent), and loads more!

waxplay

OOH MOMMY 🍑
A form of simultaneous temperature- and sensation-play, focusing on the application of hot, melted wax (usually the drippings from a candle) to the skin. Modern waxplay uses skin-safe low-melting-point candles to help make sure the skin doesn’t get burned. Large pools of wax cool slowly, staying molten and hot on the skin, while small drips cool quickly, allowing for a range of sensations! Can be very intense, especially in combination with sensory deprivation to increase the suspense/surprise aspect. The real fun comes when you have to peel it all off after… (Hope you’re not too hairy!)

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THANKS and LOVE

Thank you so, so much to:

✨Isa (@persphones, edizzycoded/persphones on ao3), who stepped up to bat to handle the existential terror of Multiplying Social Media Platforms;✨Noumenaut (@noumenaughty, noumenaut on ao3), without whose inspirational tweets and messages none of this would’ve happened;✨The Izzy Hands Destruction Committee
discord server, especially LJ, Cherry, and Glowy, all of whom cheered me on through the best and worst of times and patiently endured my 4AM graphic design and writing fugues with love and enthusiasm from the very beginning;✨The r/normaldads discord server, whose unstoppable love, joy, and cheerleading have been indispensable in not only this project, but my life;And finally, all the artists and creators of this strange, wonderful corner of OFMD fandom, for making this nonsense possible – and then turning this nonsense into gorgeous, fascinating, brilliant art. You’re fucking amazing.


All my love,
-- xox wriz

extra special THANKS:

This year’s list of terrible/wonderful puns and taglines is brought to you by:

✨LJ (@thesoulundone, thesoulundone on ao3);
✨fangs (@fangs4asking, fangsforasking on ao3);
✨Oliver (@deuteronomy_old); and
✨noum (@noumenaughty, noumenaut on ao3).
Bless you madlads for your help and your beautiful brains.

OFMD PUSSY BINGO 2022:

HALL
🍑of🍑
FAME

The original OFMD Pussy Bingo 2022 Hall of Fame can be found on the OFMDPB Twitter💖Thanks to all the incredible writers, artists,
and fans who made the first ever Pussy Bingo a roaring success!

Winners!!

These premium pals got 5 points -
a bingo!!

🍑MOSS🍑
@bbsrevenge🍑@IZZYHCNDS🍑
(deleted account)🍑LYRA🍑
@plunderheaven, plunderheavenblind on ao3🍑TARSALATERAL🍑
@tarsalateral🍑HARMLESSINEVERYRESPECT🍑
@harmlessinevery, HarmlessInEveryRespect on ao3

Champions!!

These fabulous folks got 10 points -
that's two bingos!!

✨ETHAN✨
@izzybtchboihnds✨SERA✨
@surprisepink_, surprisepink on ao3✨VIC✨
@sickamore2012, ajjiwannabeyourdog2 on tumblr✨NOUM✨
@noumenaughty, noumenaut on ao3✨CONSIDERTHELOBSTER✨
@cnsidrthelobstr

Ultimate Champions!!

These amazing artistes got a staggering
25 or more points!!

⭐MAC⭐
@nectarinerot, nectarined on ao3⭐BLACKBEARD'S LESBIAN EARRING⭐
@bbslezearring, StrangeBlueGlow on ao3⭐MORG⭐
@lordofmeowww, LordOfMeowww on ao3⭐REDSHIFTVOID⭐
@redshiftvoid, redshift on ao3

Ultimate Blackout Champions!!

These marvellous mad makers filled
every prompt on their card -
that's a total blackout!!

👑SHATTEREDHOURGLASS👑
@shgwrites, shatteredhourglass on ao3👑IMP👑
@improperdepress, improperdepression on ao3👑MOOSETRESSPIRATE👑
MoosetressOfEvil on ao3👑MOUSE👑
@stizzycoded, error_in_progress on ao3

Oops!

No need for previews --
check out the 2023 OFMDPB Cards
here!

OFMD PUSSY BINGO 2023:

BONUS challenge

A set of SIX surprise prompts released every second day over OFMDPB 2023! Taking on all six grants a player THE CHALLENGER'S CROWN, to be released with the OFMDPB 2023 Hall of Fame. If the player is playing for points, each prompt/challenge answered also adds 3 bonus points to their final score.

1. Universal Constant

Header reads: OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023 Bonus Challenge 1. On a black background, a blue silhouetted face looks in one direction, overlaid with several others facing different ways. Across the faces sit the title, A Universal Constant. Below, text reads: Chan

Change the setting of your next fill.

2. ON THAT GRIND

A pink, blue, black, and white graphic. Title reads: OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023 Bonus Challenge 2. In the center, a black leather boot, a wand vibrator, and a blue pillow sit against a pink fabric background, with a title cutting across them that reads: On That

Feature non-penetrative sex in your next fill.

3. JUEVES DE JIMENEZ

Image features a picture of Jim, the character from Our Flag Means Death. On the background it reads "wanted for murder" Text reads: OFMD PUSSY BINGO 2023 BONUS CHALLENGE 3: Jueves de Jimenez feature jim jimenez in your next prompt fill

Feature Jim Jimenez in your next fill.

4. LADY LI(C)KER

Image is filled with pictures of the female characters from Our Flag Means Death, including Spanish Jackie, Mary, Nana and others. Text reads: OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023 Bonus challenge 4 Lady licker feature at least one canon lady in your next fill

Feature at least one canon lady in your next fill.

5. HEAT IT UP

The image is of an orange background with pink rays coming from the middle. The middle reads Heat It Up Top margin reads OFMD pussy bingo 2023 Bonus challenge 5 Bottom margin reads add a prompt from a spicy card to your next fill

Add a prompt from a Spicy card to your next fill.

6. SOMETHING SWEET

Picture of a pineapple in blue, on a background with oranges. Text reads Something sweet. Top margin reads OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023 - Bonus Challenge 6 Bottom margin reads: add a prompt from a sweet card to your next fill

Add a prompt from a Sweet card to your next fill.

2023 OFMDPB Cards

Before posting any fills, remember to check the Rules, How to Play, and FAQ --
and to have SO MUCH FUN!!

If you're looking for the challenge of more surprise prompts, never fear: keep your eyes peeled for SIX Pussy Bingo Bonus Challenges, to be posted every two days all Pussy Bingo long!

sweet

spicy

ooh, mommy!

OFMD PUSSY BINGO 2023:

HALL
💦of💦FAME!!!

These brilliant creators worked hard AND played hard 👀 Check out their INCREDIBLE fills below!!

WINNERS

with 5 points, or 1 bingo!!
The backbone of OFMDPB!!

🎉DEAN BEAN🎉
@itsdeanbean on twitter; DeanBean on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉JEREMY🎉
@multifandomhomo on twitter; multifandomhomo on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉RED🎉
@redrightretrn on twitter
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉ANNEILED🎉
anneiled on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!

CHAMPIONS

with 10 points, or 2 bingos!!
AMAZING WORK, YALL

🎉PERSPHONES🎉
@persephones on twitter; persphones/edizzycoded on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉JOHN🎉
@izzyliker on twitter; exanguinate on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉THECREAKINGSHIP🎉
@TheCreakingShip on twitter; TheCreakingShip on Ao3; @[email protected] on Mastodon
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉PALAVAPIETE🎉
palavapiete on tumblr; palavapiete on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!

ULTIMATE
CHAMPIONS

With 25 points!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

🎉ACHILLES🎉
@AchillesIsGay on twitter; AchillesIsGay on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1, 2, 3, 4!

ULTIMATE
BLACKOUT
CHAMPIONS

with a full blackout - every prompt on their chosen card marked!!

🎉ATTICUS🎉
@trashass6969 on twitter; TrashAss on Ao3; @[email protected] on Mastodon
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉FANGSFORASKING🎉
@fangs4asking on twitter; fangsforasking on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉BBSLEZEARRING🎉
@bbslezearring on twitter; StrangeBlueGlow on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉VIC🎉
@sickamore2012 on twitter
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉KAI (AYA)🎉
@kujirayaya on twitter; Kujira_Aya on Ao3; kujirayaya on Instagram
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉AVON🎉
@2ndaryspine on twitter; rhincodontidae on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉MARIE🎉
@_zythepsary on twitter; zypthesary on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1, 2!🎉MELLO🎉
@nicole_mello on twitter; ShowMeAHero on Ao3; andillwriteyouatragedy on tumblr; nmello on bluesky
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉DINO🎉
@dinoromance89 on twitter; dinoromance89 on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1, 2!🎉REDSHIFT🎉
@redshiftvoid on twitter; redshift on Ao3; redshift-ao3 on tumblr
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉MOUSE🎉
@stizzycoded on twitter; errorinprogress on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1, 2!🎉ALBUS🎉
Blacked out the entire spice level!
@albus_Creates on twitter; albus_creates on Instagram; Linktree available here
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉CLOUDSPASSMEBY🎉
@CloudsPassMeBy on twitter; CloudsPassMeBy on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉MAC🎉
@nectarinerot on twitter; nectarined on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!

SPECIAL AWARDS

We had to come up with whole new tiers for these unstoppable creators!!

ULTIMATE WHITEOUT CHAMPION: MOST POINTS WITHOUT A BLACKOUT

🎉VEX🎉
@vexbatch on twitter; vexbatch on Ao3; vexbatch on tumblr
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8!

TRIPLE x BLACKOUT CHAMPION: BLACKED OUT A CARD OF EACH LEVEL

🎉GREY🎉
@edskrakenera on twitter; betterwithapen on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!

TRIPLE CROWN BLACKOUT CHAMPIONS: BLACKED OUT EVERY PROMPT IN THE CHALLENGE

🎉IMP🎉
@improperdepress on twitter; improperdepression on Ao3; @[email protected] on Mastodon
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE!🎉NICK🎉
@unlovedhands on twitter; unlovedhands on Ao3
FILLS AVAILABLE HERE: 1, 2!